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please tell me i’m not the only one who ever practiced doing the disney sign with the little wand like i was on a show. i mean, i couldn’t have been the only one

ohmygod no i did this too and i still do. i seriously just posted about this like today man

wait this was my own post

shit

no guys please stop reblogging this

please

you rebellious little shits

soiguessimhangingherenow:

anniedelusion:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

Voiced by Stephen Fry, guys. Alarm clock voiced by Stephen Fry. I need this.

YES FUCKING PLEASE

(Source: thinkgeek.com)

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